Beauty is in the eye of the... well, you know. Just a little while ago, this little guy was doomed. Destined for the big garbage heap in the sky... But just as I was about to chuck him into the dustbin, I thought: "He's too sweet to throw out. He's kinda naked and vulnerable. Maybe I'll keep him. "
Well, that was then. Since then, I have given him a coat of paint, and etched some designs into him. Now look at him! He's pretty, isn't he?